We have a fridge! It is new, and shiny, and white! And we get to plug it in tomorrow! And store water in it! Cold water!!! I am so excited about the new fridge that I might even take the work camera home and take pictures of it! And you all would be like, "Yeah, so... um... that's a fridge..." in acompletely deadpan, unimpressed voice, and I would answer, "I KNOW!!!" followed by an elated giggle and then maybe some more exclamation points!!
And to the rest of the world, I know this isn't exciting, but guess what else? Just guess. Ok, ok, I'll tell you, but only because I know you're dying of suspense: the fridge has a freezer compartment! A FREEZER, people. I have gone five years without a freezer and I am just all a-flutter at the idea of having ice cubes. And sorbet. And fruit smoothies (hello, combo juicer/freezer/food processer... I am going to work that magic!). And best of all....
Margharitas!
In unrelated news: I also just found out that a boy I have had a fourth-grade crush on for-EVER happens to collect musicals. Does this not alarm anybody else? I'm thinking I should stop jabbering on like an idiot and doing "that nervous talking thing" when I am around him because, hello, he collects musicals. They don't call themselves sisters of Dorothy for nothing. Other elements of his person that are suddenly suspect: 1) very close to his mom 2) dresses well 3) is sweet and caring and sensitive 4) laughs easily and openly 5) liked "Marie Antoinette" and urged me to see it asap and 6) is an artist and 7) COLLECTS MUSICALS. He collects them. Musicals. Has a collection. Of musicals.
So what does the jury think? Too hot to be true? I think so.
But I will hook him up with a good friend of mine who happens to know all the words to "The Sound of Music." I hope he likes the tall, skinny, clean-shaven type.
Musicals? Um, as a woman who lives in San Francisco, and as a certified fagnet (tm), I would recommend moving him from the "crush" category to the "shopping buddy" category. I'm just saying...
Yup, sounds pretty homosexual to me :)