I am less graceful than I would like to think.
Today alone, I:
- dipped the belt of my sweater into the toilet. Before I had flushed.
- stepped on a fruit salad sitting on the staircase and made it fall all over the floor. In front of a customer.
- didn't see where my fat ass was going and knocked over an ashtray. In front of a customer.
- Sat down on the wet belt of my sweater
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