The Scene: Three girls in a pizza parlor. Two single, one taken, and the second bottle of wine recently opened.
Girl One: Did you see those photos?
Girl Two: Yes, freaky.
Girl Three: I wanna see them!
One: No you don't! I can't believe the boys were so... naked! And in front of the cameras! So much, um... how can I say this? Dangling. Ach!
Two: I know, I know... too much detail!
Pause.
Two: So, did you guys hear about Barbara Boxer during Rice's confirmation thingamajig?
Three: Yeah, she laid the smack down.
Two: I listened to it on the radio. She was mad.
Three: So I heard.
Two: Then John Kerry up and said, "Dude, Rice, what's your problem? Can't you admit to a freakin' mistake, fool?"
Three: Oh yeah, I heard that excerpt. Pretty riled up for Kerry, huh?
Two: Totally.
Pause.
One: Can we go back to talking about penises now?
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