First and foremost, today is my big sister Kari's second 29th birthday. Everybody go wish her a happy day! She's had a crazy, crazy year, so here's to hoping that the next one brings nothing but good times and happiness. She deserves it. I love you, Kari!
Hopefully, with the time difference, I'm officially the first to get on this happy birthday bandwagon, as I believe it's only 2 am in Portland.
Second, and this really has absolutely nothing to do with my sister or her birthday, but I've seen five midgets in the last 24 hours. And four of the five, I have seen in the train station. What gives? This has thrown my midget rate through the roof. I usually only see five a year.
And finally, third. I really need to start sleeping. At night. No more democratic primaries for me. a) they're too intense, b) I'm far too emotional about how much I can't stand Kerry, and c) I have to stay up until 3 to watch them. When you have to get up for work at six am, that's just not cool.
"Midget Rate"
BWAH!