Have I already mentioned that if I were to be an animal, I would be a koala? Not only are they cute (and somewhat funny-looking), but they sit all day in trees, basking in the Australian sun. They have no major predators (besides humans knocking down the trees they need to survive), and their only food source comes from eucalyptus leaves.
Eucalyptus leaves are hallucinogenic.
So it's basically an ideal set-up: they sit in trees all day, which happen to contain the food they eat, and trip out. (Ok, ok, probably not the case for koalas, but look at their faces...they're on something, I swear)
They also happen to be marsupials, and I think it would be kind of fun to grow up in a pocket.
And you? What would you be?